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Where was the point…..

Where was the point where everything just completely fucking derailed? I’m sitting here observing this supposed “biker build-off” and I can’t seem to conjure up the words to properly explain how fucking ridiculous this is. It’s like having a motorcycle building competition facing off Paul Cox against Grant Imihara against any random shitty artist. Or Sloth. Rocky Road? No, build motorcycle. Baby Ruth??
They couldn’t have missed the point by any farther. These Tutles are a fucking embarrassment to the custom motorcycle industry. They are giving a black eye to us all. Now, I know that the majority of people who are going to read this would just rather ride their FXR or whatever the case may be, never giving a greasy shit either way, and that’s cool. You’ve got a hold of it and I commend you. But my means of monetary gain is directly from this industry, and I couldn’t be anymore outright embarrassed when people think that I do what these ass-hats do; Those motorbike abortions.
It’s not even a fucking motorcycle. It’s like a shitty modern art masterpiece that some faggot art student from Minneapolis would think is “really neat”. And then the other guy builds a fucking snowmobile! Hahaha What in God’s name happened there?? Where was the disconnect?? What did they not understand about the parameters of the competition?? Or even miss the words in the tile like “bike” for instance?? I can’t even begin to bend my mind around any reason for building a fucking snowmobile for a motorcycle building competition.
But like I say, you have one person taking it seriously and appreciating it for what it’s worth and then you have these people who are not qualified to be doing what they’re doing, building some sort of sculpture. Poorly. It’s like they told two different bunches of half retarded A.D.D. riddled children to build a bike and they just kind of did something else. Went and flew a kite instead. And the third contestant is laughing about it all and actually building a motorcycle despite the absurd nature of the whole thing.
But you know what the worst part about all of this fucking mess -publicity stunt aside- is? That the masses will probably vote for the fucking sculpture or the computer/flame throwing snowmobile -hahahaha it makes me laugh thinking about it- rather than the only motorbike in the bunch. Jesus Christ, these fuck-asses are making us all concerned look like idiots. But since this is what is broadcast on the television, this is what people actually think the custom motorcycle industry consists of: A bunch of retarded apes grab assin’ and yelling at each other and just assembling parts to look like a space ship.
Mother of God. How is this popular enough to be on television? It hurts my brain to contemplate how far off base they’ve gotten. The point could not be missed any farther. This is getting dumber by the minute. I’m fucking done. Time to shut this shit off. Read a book. Huff some gold spray paint. It’s more healthy than watching that shit.
-Lemme

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