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From Behind The Lens By Colleen Swartz Blogga’ Pleeze… This is a new age that we live in. I remember when my Mom bought the first microwave oven I had ever seen from a restaurant supply store (only restaurants had them at first) it cost $800, was the size of a pinto, and boiled water in under a minute (of course it cooked your kidneys too if you stood too close to it while operating) and it was the coolest fucking thing I had even seen. Now I have an 11-year-old who is so jaded by technology that nothing is Read More>>>
March 2009 By Colleen Swartz Karma and the Shed All is right with the world, we have survived another Shed party and things are as they should be. I hate to get all esoteric on you guys, but the more I think about what, who, why, and how the Shed exists, the more I believe that there is a higher power that balances all things in the universe. Let me explain…. The Shed is one of Milwaukee’s least impressive architectural landmarks. It sits somewhere in the near Milwaukee suburb of Bayview which was incorporated in 1879. Filled with Polish immigrants Read More>>>
Bettie Page: A remembrance December 08 “I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn’t trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn’t think of myself as liberated, and I don’t believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn’t know any other way to be, or any other way to live.” -Bettie Page It pains me when I am photographing a young, beautiful, shapely woman and she just isn’t giving me what I need. It is important to note that a great photo is not dependent Read More>>>
Our one and only, you know her, you love her, Colleen Swartz, is going to be featured on Biker’s Inner Circle Radio Show. What a talented crew we have! Did you read her Behind The Lens article this month? Well spoken! Check out the interview with Colleen on Charlie Brechtel’s radio show available on Saturday, December 6th at www.big7productions.com
From Behind the Lens By Colleen Swartz December, 2008 The Devil is in the Details So here we are looking at Bobbers in this issue of Cycle Source. It got me thinking about all of the labels in the motorcycle world and what they all mean. Have you ever met someone and when you discover that they have a similar interest in motorcycles you ask them, “What do you ride?”? You may find that the answer you get may tell you more about the person answering than it does the bike. Saying, “I have a 2000 Fat Boy.” is solid Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens By Colleen Swartz Corporate Sucks One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. -Bertrand Russell So here I sit in Denver Colorado in a hotel room wrapped in only a scratchy towel and I’m miserable. See, last week I flew off to Las Vegas for Vegas Bike week and the Artistry in Iron Show. It was much like many bike events, only more fun. Lots to do, many people there I knew, cool bikes, cool builders, fun crowds and the un-ending stream of fun, frivolity, sex Read More>>>
From Behind The Lens By Colleen Swartz Bitching on my Soapbox So what is the difference between pissing and moaning and editorial? It really is a fine line especially in this magazine because Wildman pretty much lets all of us speak our mind no matter what it is (a refreshing thing indeed to a writer). This month I had prepared a piece when I was in a particularly rabid mood about corporations and “the man” and after re-reading it I did think it sounded just a bit bitchy. Not that I don’t agree with the basic premises of my personal Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens Living as if you were dying By Colleen Swartz September 19, 2008 Anyone who knows me acknowledges I am a National Public Radio junkie. It is an addiction of pleasure that fills my ears with knowledge and opinion and facts but most importantly it introduces me to people. Extraordinary people who live lives I cannot possibly imagine who share their experiences in a way that make me think about my own life. Recently I met through NPR Dr. Daniel Gottlieb who is a psychologist, author and quadriplegic living in Philadelphia. Dan Gottlieb is an amazing person Read More>>>
From behind the lens Sept. 2008 Hiatusmyass Allright already. Here’s a “From Behind the Lens” for the first time in what, 3 months? Maybe 4. I didn’t think that many people read this little bit of bitching every month because when I said something extra stupid or controversial I would get a couple emails mostly from my friends and occasionally my Mom; but go a few months without saying anything at all and just watch the readers crawl out of the woodwork! Not writing this column has been better for my ego than writing it. I am now approached by Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens By: Colleen Swartz March 15, 2008 It’s never too late to be brought up right. I know that I work for one of the coolest biker rags out there today but you guys are going to have to bear with me as I tell you how that came to be. See, I was not raised in the bike culture. Sure, I am 38 years old but it wasn’t until I was 32 that I came to meet my boyfriend JP who is a biker. Before JP I only had antidotal information on the biker culture. My Read More>>>

The Devil’s In The Detail So here we are looking at bobbers in this issue of Cycle Source. It got me thinking about all of the labels in the motorcycle world and what they all mean. Have you ever met someone and when you discover that they have a similar interest in motorcycles you ask them, “What do you ride?†You may find that the answer you get can tell you more about the person answering than it does the bike. Saying, “I have a 2000 Fat Boy,†is a solid answer. It answers the question very specifically as it Read More>>>
From Behind The Lens December, 2007 The economy is making me sick, but it isn’t giving me gas. What the hell is up with the price of oil? Our evidently faithful Christian in the White House asks for regulations that would allow more arsenic in our drinking water, more mercury in our air, more logging in our national forests, more drilling in our national wilderness, more mining in our national parks and continues to hold on to the idea that global warming is just a hypothesis. Republicans pass a bankruptcy bill that all but brings back Dickensian debtor’s prisons, Republicans Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens October 2007 By Colleen Swartz Welcome to the “Fourth Amendment Free Zone” Two years ago I wrote a column called “Survival in Sturgis” which was run in Quick Throttle Magazine. It told the story of how 2 of my crew were arrested during Sturgis in 2005 and both were able to buy themselves out of jail and more importantly, out of charges with a “voluntary donation to the Meade County Fund”. Although I took advantage of this offer at the time, it deeply disturbed me. This was 2 years ago for me. Now some residents in Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens Parting is such sweet sorrow By: Colleen Swartz October, 2007 I was raised in a conservative Midwestern family. My parents were more than touched by the great depression and my father served in WWII and Korea. They came from nothing and we had not much more when I was growing up. But we had manners. Going to a family event in my childhood home required dressing up, preparing more food than could possibly be consumed, showing up early, and leaving only after each and every family member had been kissed goodbye. To miss just one of Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens My Uncomplicated Friend By Colleen Swartz July 22, 2007 This month’s article has nothing whatsoever to do with motorcycles. It does, however, involve dogs, love, life and pain… all things I think you can relate to. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren’t certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens April, 2007 By Colleen Swartz Cycle Source is turning 10 years old this month. I am the newest member of the Cycle Source staff and as such, I really didn’t feel qualified to talk at all about the 10th anniversary as I am just celebrating my 7th month with the mag. I did, however, have an incredible chance to meet in person a good chunk of the Cycle Source staff in Cincinnati at the V-Twin expo and then I followed them back to Pittsburgh to meet the rest of the crew that could make it out Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens Feb. 2007 I’m getting old….I think…. By Colleen Swartz I’m at that age where I am starting to realize that I am getting older. I catch myself saying things like, “I don’t know what these kids are using for brains these days.” Which is something that would (and I’m sure did) come directly out of my Mother’s mouth at one point or another. On the other hand, I really don’t feel all that old. Oh sure, after a long day of shooting, my legs are a bit sore and my back takes a little while longer Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens November 2006 Colleen Swartz Redefining the “Love Seat” My buddy Dave Cook lives with a wild hair up his ass. Sometimes it manifests itself as a completely new and cool frame, sometimes it comes out as a new way to brake a bike with style, sometimes it is an impulsive road trip to God-knows-where and last winter it reared its ugly head in the form of a motorized loveseat. I have to admit, I didn’t get it at first. When I first met Dave he had built a couple of motorized La-z-boys which were fun at Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens September 2006 Colleen Swartz Riding the Rally, Sturgis Style If you ride, you have to go to Sturgis at least once in your life. This is something that I repeatedly tell everyone I meet who rides. I have been to Daytona Bike Week, Myrtle Beach and many other rallies around the country and although each has its charms and attractions, there is no place on the earth like Sturgis South Dakota. The difference is the riding. When I am in Myrtle Beach I ride to get from one destination to another. They are all great parties, Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens September 2006 Colleen Swartz Hair by Harley Why do I bother? Why do any of us bother? Why do I continually try to look “normal” at any bike event? But I keep trying. I try to shove a hairbrush in the bag, I try to find a hat that will stay on while riding and not wreck my “Doo” while still having the ability to get a camera within 5 inches of my face, I try to find ways to tie a bandana so that I don’t get weird tan lines and ratty hair, I put Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens August 2006 Colleen Swartz In Praise of the Biker Chick If this is the first time that you are reading this column, I feel compelled to give you a brief description of what it is I do for a living so that you have a better understanding of where my perspective on this topic originates from. I am a photographer who specializes in shooting bikes and biker events. Sometimes I can be found in my studio in Milwaukee, sometimes in studios around the country shooting bikes for magazines. Often I am shooting a bike on location Read More>>>
I’m Not Exactly Preaching to the Choir… March, 2006 “Oh God, not Politics! Please don’t talk about politics!!” was the response I received from my sister when I told her that I was thinking about busting out some of my personal political, moral and ethical views in my column. I have wanted to do this for a very long time and it is surprising that I haven’t yet. Any one who really knows me knows how passionate I am about politics and political administrations, issues of church and state, political parties and moral and social issues. The reason I haven’t? Read More>>>
From Behind The Lens May, 2006 The Men, From the Boys, from the Builders There is a cultural phenomenon in this country now that has taken the bike mechanic out of his dingy shop with long hours and turned him into a pop icon. The bike mechanic has now become the bike builder and they are absolutely everywhere. Mechanics used to keep stock bikes running, then they became fabricators who chopped and remade stock into custom, now aftermarket availability allows nearly anyone to assemble a custom bike to his or her taste. But in the mind of this observer, there Read More>>>
The Good, The Bad and the Celeberties February 2006 Mitch Bergeron, Roger Bourget, Mike Brown, Chica, Jerry Covington, Scotty Cox, Detroit Brothers, Rick Fairless, Ron Finch, Cole Foster, Eric Gorges, Matt Hotch, Kendall Johnson, Shinya Kimura, Indian Larry, Billy Lane, Joe Martin, Russ Mitchell, Mondo, Arlen Ness, Cory Ness, Dave Perewitz, Mike Pugliese, Jesse Rooke, Roland Sands, the Teutuls, Eddie Trotta, Warren Vesely, Paul Yaffe, Hank Young. There was a time when you threw out any of these names to an acquaintance you were likely to receive a blank stare in response. Now I bet you could throw these names Read More>>>
I Stand Corrected….Sorta January 2006 Ah, here we are, a new year, a new column and a new occurrence in the Quick Throttle office. I received an email correcting me on a column I did a couple of months ago called “Fat Bottomed Bikes”. In that column I asserted my opinion that I didn’t like the look of the huge rear tire. I personally feel that it is overdone and that the need to outdo one another by simply increasing the width of the rear tire is passé. Now, I get email about my column and articles every month. I Read More>>>
Fat Bottomed Bikes November 2005 There seems to be a trend in custom bikes these days…. It is a disturbingly large rear tire. Now, I like a beefy rear tire. Mated with a beefy tube frame, low profile, distinctive styling, I think that is a great look for a bike. But I have to ask the question; when is enough enough? Or rather, when is your rear tire wide enough? I have now become more than awed by the new bike that I see sporting a 300 rear tire, I become downright opinionated. Shooting major bike events has become Read More>>>
From Behind The Lens September 2005 Survival in Sturgis…An Insider’s Guide I’ve just returned with my photo crew to my hometown of Milwaukee from our trip to Sturgis South Dakota. The annual motorcyclist’s Mecca that is the Black Hills Rally officially runs 7 days and the little town of 5,600 swells to an estimated 500,000 during that weeks’ peak. There are 7 regular police officers on duty in Sturgis most of the year, and I would be curious to know the statistics on how many out-of-district law enforcement officers come to town. They are everywhere. This has prompted me to Read More>>>
From behind the lens Colleen Swartz August 2005 Rally Bathroom Etiquette With summer in full swing, I find myself spending more and more time in rally port-a-potties. This is an unfortunate trend, to say the least, as I find the port-a-potty to be one of the more unpleasant places to be, especially with your pants down. The rally environment is filled with all sorts of elements that lead to the need to use, and abuse the port-a-potty. When one considers the spicy sausage smothered with onions and peppers, the fried dough, the pulled pork with beans and the copious amounts Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens July 2005 By Colleen Swartz Brother Speed and The Little Lady To a photographer, especially a motorcycle photographer, Brother Speed’s bike is treasure trove of opportunity. Every inch of it is covered with unusual artifacts collected by a colorful man over many years of travels. Immediately you will notice the hundreds of coins silicone glued over the entire tank, then you will see the dentures affixed to the frame, then the human tooth on the rear view mirror, layers and layers of duct tape cover the seat, stuffed animals and trolls adorn the handlebars and windshield, Read More>>>
My Kind of Bike Show May 2005 It is spring and all of the winter-long bike building projects are coming together and finishing-off and they are all heading to the proving grounds, the bike show. I, personally, have been to five bike shows since the beginning of the calendar year and I am getting quite an education in the running and judging of the average bike show. Now, I had always assumed as a spectator of the bike show that there were a few classifications for judging to keep the choppers from competing with the sport bikes and the stock Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens April 2005 Burnt out on Burn-outs As I write this column, I am being driven from Pensacola Florida to Daytona in my last leg to the annual rite which is spring bike week. I am eager to arrive and be a part of all that is great about a major bike rally. I love the people that I see at each and every event that I get to see no where else, I love the music and the drinks and the food and most of all, the riding. The thing that I no longer relish at Read More>>>
From Behind the Lens By: Colleen Swartz March 2005 Bumpin’, Rubbin’ & Freezin’ Living in Wisconsin but being a global citizen, I am constantly reminded of how short our motorcycle riding season is here. My friends in California are out riding their bikes in the middle of January, bike rallies are well underway in Florida before I can guarantee that my tenant won’t get snowed in while I am away, European travelers wonder how it is that we find the need to own vehicles that we only ride 6 months, sometimes less, of the calendar year. I was again reminded Read More>>>
From Behind The Lens December 2004 My Favorite Bike Builder… in case you care. BigShots is my business and in that respect is mirrors my interests. Photographers have as many subjects to specialize in as there are subjects; but mine is motorcycles. I didn’t pick motorcycle photography because I thought it was an untapped market, or because my first client hired me to shoot a bike; BigShots specializes in motorcycle photography because we love bikes. We love motorcycle events, we like the people who ride bikes and we like the people who build bikes. Bike builders have evolved into a Read More>>>
Cowboys & Indian Larry September 2004 We Met Indian Larry just this past May in Myrtle Beach, SC at the Broken Spoke for the Spring Bike Rally. He was in the Easy Rider’s Bike Build Off and I was just an innocent vendor who happened to be set up next to the building that he made his appearances in. I definitely knew who Indian Larry was. I was interested to meet him but I have never been one who was overwhelmed with celebrity. It has been my experience that most of them are a lot like getting your best friend Read More>>>
Spearfish Canyon, SD August 2004 Welcome to my world as a professional motorcycle photographer. It is great job. I travel to most of the major bike events, I bring beautiful women with me, I shoot some of the hottest bikes out there and have some of the nicest bikers as my customers. I rub elbows with celebrities and get told great stories about finding knuckleheads in bushel baskets in barns. I work closely with my boyfriend and my friends are always around us (see the above mentioned beautiful women). So why is Sturgis Bike Week reserved as a vacation destination Read More>>>









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